As you may have noticed, dA doesn't leave much room for sig space. (not that I have a problem with that; I don't) As a result, I choose to display things about myself that describe me personally, rather than things seen on hundreds of other users' posts. That does NOT mean, however, that I don't match up with any of them. Here is a list of all the signature addons that I identify with. I will add more later if I forgot any.

NOTE: I am reciting these from memory; some may be slightly different from the original text.
If Jesus Christ is your Savior and you're not afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your signature.
98% of the teenage population does/has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% that hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.